In honor of Harry Potter’s Birfday here’s a quiz.
Hope he’s out there in a parallel literary universe having some butterbeer with his wizard peeps or whatever it is that grown up wizards do for a birthday.
That should foreshadow my wizardly wisdom. If you’d like to confirm your suspicions check out my quiz score after the jump.
Presenting Robert Pattinson, the mutilated pillow
Well I guess it’s a few degrees removed from reading but perhaps tweens need something to rest their head on while they read about their favorite shiny vampire. Robert Pattinson: increasing teen literacy one manllow [NOTE]
at a time.
It’s kind of endearing in a creepy, stuffed almost blow-up doll kind of way. I imagine he’s the cuddling type….I guess the advantage of having a pseudo-vampire to sleep with is that he won’t bite. Unless he’s got bed-bugs hidden within him–Trojan Horse style.
If you feel you need one to make your life complete go here. Com’n you know you VANT one. –>sorry couldn’t help myself.
| SOMEHOW, IT’S EVEN CREEPIER THAN AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE [Dave Barry Blog] From TWILIGHT EDWARD CULLEN Robert Pattison MANLLOW half man half pillow [Etsy.com] |
Half man, half pillow. Although I suspect that the manllow purchasers will be 30 year old women with cougar crushes on him.
