Presenting Robert Pattinson, the mutilated pillow
Well I guess it’s a few degrees removed from reading but perhaps tweens need something to rest their head on while they read about their favorite shiny vampire. Robert Pattinson: increasing teen literacy one manllow [NOTE]
at a time.
It’s kind of endearing in a creepy, stuffed almost blow-up doll kind of way. I imagine he’s the cuddling type….I guess the advantage of having a pseudo-vampire to sleep with is that he won’t bite. Unless he’s got bed-bugs hidden within him–Trojan Horse style.
If you feel you need one to make your life complete go here. Com’n you know you VANT one. –>sorry couldn’t help myself.
Half man, half pillow. Although I suspect that the manllow purchasers will be 30 year old women with cougar crushes on him.